Tortured Pros(e)
When I was a kid, water boarding meant getting pushed into the creek or river before shorts season. It usually came as a choice between lunch money and a cold dip.
Let's talk chickens. Have you had your bird vaccinated? |
Ding ding ding! That's the sound of the roller coaster stopping at the gate. |
Well that wasn't such a good start to the year. No telling where we'll be by the third day of the year when someone reads this. |