To Fix Your Rigging
This column is rigged. I have it on high authority. Everybody's saying it so there must be something to it. Don't ask me, ask those guys.
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The big day is near. It is the scariest day of the year! |
There's always a silver lining. Imagine the import business on vodka, caviar, and Siberian tiger coats. |
I'm having a hard time deciding where to start this week. Maybe I should take a poll. |