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Here at Paddling Upstream Inc, we've embraced the latest technological advances in soundbite journalism to ensure you are fully informed using the least amount of words necessary.
Let's talk chickens. Have you had your bird vaccinated? |
Ding ding ding! That's the sound of the roller coaster stopping at the gate. |
Well that wasn't such a good start to the year. No telling where we'll be by the third day of the year when someone reads this. |