When I saw the headline "Officials Continue Efforts to Pave Riverside in Elkhorn", I thought I'd accidentally opened the Onion. Unfortunately, it wasn't a satire or parody, it was reality. There really is a small cadre of Elkhorn City elected officials who are calling for the paving of the river bank so their car club can have burnouts on the river.
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Let's talk chickens. Have you had your bird vaccinated? |
Ding ding ding! That's the sound of the roller coaster stopping at the gate. |
Well that wasn't such a good start to the year. No telling where we'll be by the third day of the year when someone reads this. |