Just about the time I submitted last week's column, the news broke that the U.S. House of Repugnants had finally come up with a surefire fix for all those problems they'd been ignoring the last 3 or 4 years. And the answer was as clear as that juris doctorate diploma hanging on your wall.
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Let's talk chickens. Have you had your bird vaccinated? |
Ding ding ding! That's the sound of the roller coaster stopping at the gate. |
Well that wasn't such a good start to the year. No telling where we'll be by the third day of the year when someone reads this. |