When I saw the headline "Officials Continue Efforts to Pave Riverside in Elkhorn", I thought I'd accidentally opened the Onion. Unfortunately, it wasn't a satire or parody, it was reality. There really is a small cadre of Elkhorn City elected officials who are calling for the paving of the river bank so their car club can have burnouts on the river.
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I've missed the neighbors the last couple months. They've been on an extended road trip since January. |
I've been thinking a lot lately about the great 1980's film Princess Bride. In particular, one of the unforgettable lines in a movie with dozens of unforgettable lines. |
Say what you want about the clown car careening across the nation's capital these days, at least it has a working signal. Course, we only know that thanks to the loose nut connecting the driver's seat and the steering wheel. |