When I saw the headline "Officials Continue Efforts to Pave Riverside in Elkhorn", I thought I'd accidentally opened the Onion. Unfortunately, it wasn't a satire or parody, it was reality. There really is a small cadre of Elkhorn City elected officials who are calling for the paving of the river bank so their car club can have burnouts on the river.
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The difference between a hero and a coward is one step sideways. I'm not sure what that really means, but it sounds good. |
Thank goodness the government isn't being run by unelected bureaucrats anymore. I'm sure you'll agree it's way better being run by unelected billionaires. |
No matter what some of you might think, the sky is not falling. |