When I saw the headline "Officials Continue Efforts to Pave Riverside in Elkhorn", I thought I'd accidentally opened the Onion. Unfortunately, it wasn't a satire or parody, it was reality. There really is a small cadre of Elkhorn City elected officials who are calling for the paving of the river bank so their car club can have burnouts on the river.
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Once again, eastern Kentuckians are digging themselves out of the mud. It's a lot harder to shovel when frozen. |
Anybody got a candle? Thanks. How bout a lighter? |
When you think about it, two hundred ninety million bucks is not a lot to pay for a country that takes in over 4 trillion dollars a year. Somebody must have read Art of the Deal. |