When I saw the headline "Officials Continue Efforts to Pave Riverside in Elkhorn", I thought I'd accidentally opened the Onion. Unfortunately, it wasn't a satire or parody, it was reality. There really is a small cadre of Elkhorn City elected officials who are calling for the paving of the river bank so their car club can have burnouts on the river.
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I was filling out some performance contracts Wednesday when I received this text: Got any corn meal? |
You know how they say you shouldn't open your mouth when you're mad? It's true most of the time. |
It's funny how people make a big deal out of nothing. Like this for example. |