Watchers of the Skies
Americans from the left coast to the right are suffering with cricks in their necks. We haven't been so fascinated by a balloon since Dorothy hoboed one back to Kansas.
Once again, eastern Kentuckians are digging themselves out of the mud. It's a lot harder to shovel when frozen. |
Anybody got a candle? Thanks. How bout a lighter? |
When you think about it, two hundred ninety million bucks is not a lot to pay for a country that takes in over 4 trillion dollars a year. Somebody must have read Art of the Deal. |