Family Trees
I know many of you were shocked by my revelation last week. It's hard to explain an extraterrestrial cousin.
Once again, eastern Kentuckians are digging themselves out of the mud. It's a lot harder to shovel when frozen. |
Anybody got a candle? Thanks. How bout a lighter? |
When you think about it, two hundred ninety million bucks is not a lot to pay for a country that takes in over 4 trillion dollars a year. Somebody must have read Art of the Deal. |