Grab Your Water Hose

It's time to get off the porch.  The cult has started the fire and you might want to grab a water hose.

Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder in our country, it gets a lot weirder.  Almost as if someone decided to hit the button that would distract you from the death cult's handling of a pandemic.

Distraction has long been the death cult's favorite means of coercion in America. They've spent months trying to convince Americans that those thousands dying just had the flu, that the pandemic was a liberal conspiracy, that all we had to do was sacrifice the old and infirmed and the pandemic would be over.

Most Americans never bought their explanations or excuses in dealing with a worldwide pandemic.  Turns out people really like their grandparents and aren't too crazy about sacrificing them for billionaires.  As Cadet Bonespurs approval ratings dropped and likelihood of reelection soured daily, the cult got it's lucky break.

A member in good standing, Officer Derek Chauvin of the Minneapolis Police Department, gave them the spark they needed by murdering George Floyd in broad daylight in front of a handful of witnesses with cell phones.  One could almost think he got the high sign from Stephen Miller, Trump's favorite white nationalist advisor.

The death cult knew exactly what would happen when the video went viral.  There would be protests and, with luck, a few of them would get violent.  A few videos of burned out stores and looting will quickly get the death cult wannabes up in arms. What's an innocent dead black man when businesses are being burned?

Anger and sorrow are the dominant emotions when witnessing a man murdered for most folks.  The horrific sight of pure murder can turn normally reasonable people into firecrackers.  And that is exactly the situation the death cult was looking for.

So to be sure there'd be plenty of broken windows, the cult sent its henchmen into several major cities to light the fuse.  But how to explain the clearly white skin of those provacateurs?  Easy, blame the destruction on a leftist organization that doesn't even exist.

Well over 100 murders in the last 3 years have been linked to right wing organizations on the FBI's list of domestic terrorists.  Exactly 0 have been linked to the organization that doesn't exist.  But when the commander in chief is a fascist, anything anti-fascist is the designated bad guy.

Fortunately for us, the public head of the death cult isn't the sharpest pencil in the desk.  He follows his instincts and seeks out opportunities to look like both a leader and a Christian, two things he isn't.

So he did what no person who is either would do.  He had peaceful protesters and spiritual healers tear-gassed and forcefully moved from a church square so he could have his picture taken holding a bible...upside down.  The church was one visited for services by every president since James Madison except one.

Yes, that one.

But the death cult is desperate.  What you are seeing is a hail mary, the one shot to get their man re-elected and they don't care if there's a country left to preside over.  They'll burn it all down to get their way.