Wednesday morning and we still don't know who won a contest no one understands in a state few can find on a map. The only thing we're sure of is the contest was last Monday.
By the end of the day, Senator Yertle will give Cadet Bonespurs the same pass he's gotten at every step of his 'there's a sucker born every minute' existence. Reality is what the executive producer says it is.
The Trumpangelicals will rejoice.
Which, I must admit, is far less annoying than the knashing of teeth since the Super Bowl half-time show. Simone Biles probably couldn't pull off the twisty flips in hypocrisy Trumpets have been attempting the last few days.
A leud, profane, sexual-assaulting, adultering, mysoginist and his soft-porn industry wife are perfect role models for my kids and country, but we'll have no spanish singing and dirty dancing during our Stupor Bowl!
If only Melania had been up there shaking it with J Lo. Franklin Graham would be testifying he didn't know how classy twerking could be until the First Lady did it. All would be forgiven!
Except the Spanish.
Note to Trumpers, if you've made it this far. Spanish was the first European Language spoken on this continent and in states from Florida to California. There hasn't been a day in our history that language hasn't been spoken by a percentage of U.S. citizens.
I realize you missed that day in American History. Who really needs education, right?
But I digress.
Was the half-time show provocative? A bit, but not really any more than your average cheerleading routine at the high school football game or that junior high production of Grease. Pretty much the same dance moves.
But the camera angles chosen by the Fox broadcast were certainly "focused". Those low angle camera shots sure seemed to accentuate the shake, almost like they were planned.
You wouldn't think the same broadcasting megacorporation that brings us Faux News would stir folks up with crotch shots would you? Not on your Tucker Carlson bowtie! Who would think such a thing?
Last night the Oval Office Fraud stood in front of Congress and the country and took credit for every beautiful thing in recorded history, especially the strong economy which he miraculously cured a full six years before taking office. Only the chosen one could do that, right?
He assured the faithful everything now is better than it has ever been and they believe him because he tells them exactly what they want to hear. It doesn't matter it's not true. It doesn't matter that he lies. It doesn't matter facts counter his story.
They'll be happy when you read this because the play we all knew the ending to is over. Their touchstone has assured them our country which wasn't great from January 2009 to January 2017 is great again. Like I said, at least they're not whining for a day.
It's Wednesday morning. Sometimes hump day is what it is and that's no shout out to camels. Just another hill to climb for the real majority of Americans who despair about the prospects for the future right now.