What goes up must come down. Or get covered up so Commander Snowflake doesn't get his feelings hurt.
The recent admission (or not, they release a new statement contradicting the last one daily) from the White House that the Navy was asked to hide the U.S.S. John S. McCain so our sensitive Commander in Cheese wouldn't have to be reminded what a real American he isn't is just a portent of what is to come in the last quarter of his reign of error.
It turns out covering up a hero's name with a large sheet only makes the hero stronger and the pretender more preposterous. Almost as presposterous as the Trumpets' delusional devotion.
But let's not attack the weak links in our society. There is always hope for a brighter tomorrow.
While things are still overcast in D.C., Cadet Bonespurs wants some changes made in his surroundings. There are way too many reminders out there of greatness and His Smallness can't take it anymore.
First and foremost, that monument in the middle of the National Mall, the one standing tall and erect above everything in our capital is going to have to come down. Or better yet get renamed.
It's sacrilige, say the Trumpist Cultists, that a man with such small hands has to be reminded of his shortcomings every time he peers out the window. The Washington Monument is like a stone Rachel Maddow, constantly mocking Herr Cheetoh day and night.
A real leader would tear that darn thing down and dig a hole to his greatness. As soon as he can find the National Park Service's phone number, he's going to get something done. If we can't raze it, wouldn't it be better if we added some of that green and gold marbly rock to the entrance and Trump Tweet Tower on a gold plated sign?
And while the Donald is pretending to preside over D-Day memorials in England, architects are drawing up plans to add a wing honoring his father to the World War II Memorial. Nothing says Trump like cheaply built slum housing. Eisenhower's contribution to the war effort pales in comparison to Fred Trump's barracks building.
There's not a Trumpet alive who doesn't think that Lincoln guy needs to vacate the marble throne. Get rid of those overblown quotes while you're at it. Adding the Donald's quotes to those walls will make America great again and again. If it's tweeted it has to be true say the twits.
The icing on the cake will be the updates to the Vietnam Memorial. Adding a high rise condo to the black marble base spells class in the Trumpiest of terms. Finally, adding another figure to the platoon that silently watches over the list of fallen comrades will put it all in the proper perspective.
That figure will be Trump himself in polo shirt, tennis racket in one hand and a pack of condoms in the other. He'll be put in the front where a man of his upbringing should be, replacing that African American figure currently leading the group.
That statue will be moved to the back of the line.