I called my neighbor Meat a while ago and invited him to bring a gun over for some fishing, but he declined. He's scared that if he comes out of his house, Obama's going to make him get gay married.
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I've missed the neighbors the last couple months. They've been on an extended road trip since January. |
I've been thinking a lot lately about the great 1980's film Princess Bride. In particular, one of the unforgettable lines in a movie with dozens of unforgettable lines. |
Say what you want about the clown car careening across the nation's capital these days, at least it has a working signal. Course, we only know that thanks to the loose nut connecting the driver's seat and the steering wheel. |