When I saw the headline "Officials Continue Efforts to Pave Riverside in Elkhorn", I thought I'd accidentally opened the Onion. Unfortunately, it wasn't a satire or parody, it was reality. There really is a small cadre of Elkhorn City elected officials who are calling for the paving of the river bank so their car club can have burnouts on the river.
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Some things you're just not ready for. You don't realize that until that thing lands at your feet. |
There's a buffalo in Bangladesh, there's a buffalo in Bangladesh. That's all I've heard from Meat all week long. |
It's a funny world. We put so much focus on differences we forget what we have in common. |