There's a rational explanation for MAGA's over the top reaction to Bad Bunny. It can be found in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."
Anything with Holy Grail in the title will draw a large percentage of MAGA, so it makes perfect sense so many of them were in a panic. Killer rabbits existed to the crusader of yore, like sirens and dragons, and a big one took the Super Bowl stage last weekend.
Bad Bunny is the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog to MAGA central.
If you don't know, in the movie King Arthur and his Round Table Knights have to get past the killer rabbit guarding the cave where the Grail may or may not be. They attack en masse, but the rabbit kills 3, including Sir Gawain, before Arthur inspires the rest to "run away, run away!"
The knights regroup and kill the rabbit using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Unfortunately for MAGA, there wasn't another holy hand grenade for the Super Bowl.
Which is why they went with the "run away" strategy for the Halftime Show. The Turning Point USA concert was a safe place for MAGA crusaders to hide. About 5 million of them took refuge in crackerland although, based on social media, at least 2/3 of them kept one eye on the bunny to take offense.
The Turning Point USA water fountain drew exactly 4% of the crowd that stayed for Bad Bunny and 41% of the audience who watched the Puppy Bowl. Somehow nearly 130,000,000 people were brave enough to enjoy a concert by an American citizen who is one of the most popular acts in the world.
MAGAland is suffering from PTSD. That's the only way to explain the wailing of the terminally offended. That brown man sang every song in a language they couldn't understand and that means he was saying bad things about them. They just know it.
It's too bad MAGAland has done more research on the Holy Grail than, say, the history of the Americas. Then they'd know Benito was singing in the language that was spoken in the territories of Florida, Louisiana, Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California long before anyone uttered a syllable in English. Those states and many others printed their original constitutions in English and Spanish.
Puerto Rico is a territory of the United States and its official languages are Spanish and English. You've got to be pretty self-absorbed to complain about an American citizen speaking in the language of his home. Just like you've got to be pretty clueless to miss the wholesome and positive messages put front and center in that show. You'll see more suggestive dancing at your granddaughter's school dance team competition.
What did I think of Bad Bunny? To be honest, I liked last year's headliner Kendrick Lamar's music better. But it was the second best halftime show I've seen (kind of hard to beat Prince in a hurricane) and I haven't missed many. Even though I can't speak a word of Spanish, that was the most uplifting performance I've seen in a while.
No wonder MAGA was petrified.