I just called Meat to borrow some prune juice. He's bringing it right over. I'm so clogged up I can hardly type.
The last few days I've been stuffing myself like a starving man dropped into a harvest feast. I'm bloated, sweaty and squirming like a child in class.
I've consumed entirely too much information.
But how can I not? There is too much going on, low hanging fruit everywhere. You think you can't digest any more, then there's another story smacking you upside the head like a walnut in wind storm.
And you pick it up and eat it.
So now my head is so full, hardly a complete thought will pass. There is a major blockage between my reeling head and my tapping fingers.
The medical term for this condition is constipinformation. It's a spreading malady in our alternate fact loving society.
Look it up while I have a couple shots of this prune juice. Thanks Meat.
You'd think the Governor of Kentucky would know the real name of the agency that dropped $9 million on him last week. I guess it's hard to put Regional and Commission after a word you can't pronounce like Appalachia.
Did you know more of his home state is in Appalachia than the state he's governor of? Look that up, too.
The man from New Hampshire was enthusiastic in his State of the Commonwealth address if nothing else. I do give him props for telling everyone he's going to raise taxes. Without actually saying it, of course.
What he did say was Kentuckians should be more like Tennesseans and all media but the social media he posts is completely untrustworthy. Why listen to what someone else says about what I'm doing when you can hear it from me?
We've been hearing that refrain from elsewhere a lot lately. Wouldn't it be entertaining to see Matt and his godfather have that discussion with Ben Franklin?
Prognostication is for fools such as I and I'm going 60/40 that by the time you read this the Fabricator in Chief will rescind the nomination of Gorsuch to the Supreme Court. Demoralized is for losers, rubber stamping is for winners!
It looks like the Donald ordered the raid in Yemen that left a Navy Seal and 15 civilians dead based on a double dog dare from the Steve Bannon. He wants the POW loser John McCain to apologize to the soldier's family for pointing that out.
Yemen is reviewing the US's visa status because they didn't seem to think it was a smashing success either. Bannon thinks Yemen might be a good location for his new reality series, Apocalypse Right Now.
Speaking of twisted, a group called Traditionalist Workers Party is inviting you to take a stand for white working families in Pikeville. They're working with the National Socialists Movement, aka Nazi's.
Freedom of speech is a hard thing. These confused citizens have a right to speak and assemble. So do you. Honor your grandparents who fought a world war against Nazis and tell them what you think, as loudly as you can.
And if you get overwhelmed with it all and are just ready to burst, try prune juice. It helps.