To Fix Your Rigging
This column is rigged. I have it on high authority. Everybody's saying it so there must be something to it. Don't ask me, ask those guys.
You know what's funny? You don't need maintenance to escape a stalled escalator. |
Is there a buzzing in your ear? That'd be the thought police. |
Every now and then sheer stupidity smacks you like a stale wet bar towel. They don't come staler than the towels on the Florida coast. |