I'm watching the rain blow sideways outside my living room window. A few of Tater's tastefully tacky lawn ornaments have danced across the yard in the last few minutes. I'm hoping that's all this wind delivers to us.
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You know what's funny? You don't need maintenance to escape a stalled escalator. |
Is there a buzzing in your ear? That'd be the thought police. |
Every now and then sheer stupidity smacks you like a stale wet bar towel. They don't come staler than the towels on the Florida coast. |