How's your foundation?
It will come as a surprise to many of you that the Donald and I have something in common. Besides outstanding hair, of course.
You know what's funny? You don't need maintenance to escape a stalled escalator. |
Is there a buzzing in your ear? That'd be the thought police. |
Every now and then sheer stupidity smacks you like a stale wet bar towel. They don't come staler than the towels on the Florida coast. |