When I saw the headline "Officials Continue Efforts to Pave Riverside in Elkhorn", I thought I'd accidentally opened the Onion. Unfortunately, it wasn't a satire or parody, it was reality. There really is a small cadre of Elkhorn City elected officials who are calling for the paving of the river bank so their car club can have burnouts on the river.
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You know how sometimes you want to say something but can't find the words? That's not what happened here. |
Stop me if you've heard this before. October is my favorite time of year. |
This morning's text from Meat came in at 9:15. "Tater's making bloody mary's, don't be a bimpert." |