When I saw the headline "Officials Continue Efforts to Pave Riverside in Elkhorn", I thought I'd accidentally opened the Onion. Unfortunately, it wasn't a satire or parody, it was reality. There really is a small cadre of Elkhorn City elected officials who are calling for the paving of the river bank so their car club can have burnouts on the river.
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This morning's text from Meat came in at 9:15. "Tater's making bloody mary's, don't be a bimpert." |
I could tell you some stories you'd never believe. Thank goodness we didn't have Faceplant and Instadope back then. |
Please excuse my absence last week. I got some very good news and couldn't handle it. |