The nominees are in for the Paddling Upstream prestigious Subject of the Week. It looks like the overwhelming favorite is "Valentine's Day", with "Misinformation Overload", "Dictator Loving Pundits", "Don't Deregulate Kentucky's Telecoms", and "There's No Vaccination for Idiocy" fighting for Honorable Mention.
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The big day is near. It is the scariest day of the year! |
There's always a silver lining. Imagine the import business on vodka, caviar, and Siberian tiger coats. |
I'm having a hard time deciding where to start this week. Maybe I should take a poll. |