One Down, Four Ninety-Nine to Go
Some of you may not realize this, but a weekly column in an august publication such as this one requires literally minutes of preparation.
Let's talk chickens. Have you had your bird vaccinated? |
Ding ding ding! That's the sound of the roller coaster stopping at the gate. |
Well that wasn't such a good start to the year. No telling where we'll be by the third day of the year when someone reads this. |