A Signal
Say what you want about the clown car careening across the nation's capital these days, at least it has a working signal. Course, we only know that thanks to the loose nut connecting the driver's seat and the steering wheel.
The difference between a hero and a coward is one step sideways. I'm not sure what that really means, but it sounds good. |
Thank goodness the government isn't being run by unelected bureaucrats anymore. I'm sure you'll agree it's way better being run by unelected billionaires. |
No matter what some of you might think, the sky is not falling. |