Dateline April Third, Indianapolis, Indiana, USA. This is your trusty foreign correspondent Lirpa Loof reporting from the final destination for thousands of zealots on their annual pilgrimage to hoops heaven.
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Is there a buzzing in your ear? That'd be the thought police. |
Every now and then sheer stupidity smacks you like a stale wet bar towel. They don't come staler than the towels on the Florida coast. |
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