There's a great country song, penned by Tompall Glaser and Harlan Howard in 1965, called "The Streets of Baltimore". It's a bittersweet tune about a man who moves to Baltimore to please his wife, but learns she loves the nightlife more than him. I'm thinking Tompall wouldn't much recognize the place these days.
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Is there a buzzing in your ear? That'd be the thought police. |
Every now and then sheer stupidity smacks you like a stale wet bar towel. They don't come staler than the towels on the Florida coast. |
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