Turkeys R Us
You'll never guess who walked through my door this morning! Oh, you can? You're right. Meat, one of my favorite turkeys.
You know what's funny? You don't need maintenance to escape a stalled escalator.
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You know what's funny? You don't need maintenance to escape a stalled escalator. |
Is there a buzzing in your ear? That'd be the thought police. |
Every now and then sheer stupidity smacks you like a stale wet bar towel. They don't come staler than the towels on the Florida coast. |