Is it news or cubic zirconium?
Not very long ago, spotting the fake news was easy. It came in tabloid form and could be purchased in any grocery store checkout line.
You know what's funny? You don't need maintenance to escape a stalled escalator. |
Is there a buzzing in your ear? That'd be the thought police. |
Every now and then sheer stupidity smacks you like a stale wet bar towel. They don't come staler than the towels on the Florida coast. |