Say what you want about the clown car careening across the nation's capital these days, at least it has a working signal. Course, we only know that thanks to the loose nut connecting the driver's seat and the steering wheel.
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Is there a buzzing in your ear? That'd be the thought police. |
Every now and then sheer stupidity smacks you like a stale wet bar towel. They don't come staler than the towels on the Florida coast. |
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