Say what you want about the clown car careening across the nation's capital these days, at least it has a working signal. Course, we only know that thanks to the loose nut connecting the driver's seat and the steering wheel.
So thanks Pete.
Luckily for the Secretary of Defense, no one's gotten a DUI behind the wheel of a clown car. That probably means he won't be executed for leaking top secret information, either. Nothing's top secret for a clown.
But let this be a lesson to each and every one of you. I know you've heard it before, you need to hear it again. Pay close attention young people!
Pick up the bottle, put down that phone! Drunk dialing leads to nothing but trouble.
One minute you're blowing up your bad self within your circle of credentialed incompetents, next minute you've shared battle plans with the editor of a national publication that doesn't care to expose clowns without their makeup.
You remember how that went for Kiss? Am I aging myself?
Excuse me while I remind us all of Hilary's email server. Remember that? It put Putin's puppy in the White House the first time. Republicans were really gung ho about unsecure communications and national security in 2016 when a certain former Secretary of State was running for president.
She used an unsecured email server exactly like her predecessor Colin Powell had done which wasn't an issue for him since he was neither Hilary nor a Democrat. But since Hilary was both of those things, lock her up was the response.
She mishandled highly sensitive and possibly top secret information over a network unapproved for secure communications by the national security agencies of the country. At best, it was a poor choice.
As we know, after Hilary was conquered, Republican's enthusiasm for and dedication to national security and classified materials has waned. I remember a little kerfuffle over classified documents a certain someone lied about, shared with hotel guests and scattered around bathrooms and utility closets.
Comrade DonJohn might have been indicted and charged with mishandling classified material but we all know that only matters to the loony left. Trumpets don't care and his hand picked judge and new attorney general made sure the clown car stays on the road.
So here we are again today. Who knows what twist the insane clown posse will put on things by the time you read this. They've had a new one every few hours since the news broke. We know everyone in the clown car uses a communication app called Signal which anyone can download for free.
The good news is it's from an American software developer. The bad news is it's not approved by national security agencies for secure communications because it's vulnerable to sophisticated interception methods.
Kind of like Hilary's email.
But since the president on down says nothing was classified in the text string, the editor of the national publication shared what he received with the rest of us. You'd think battle plans would be classified but who am I to argue with the people who determine these things.
Fist, flag, flame. Isn't it great that the clown car has a good signal?