When I saw the headline "Officials Continue Efforts to Pave Riverside in Elkhorn", I thought I'd accidentally opened the Onion. Unfortunately, it wasn't a satire or parody, it was reality. There really is a small cadre of Elkhorn City elected officials who are calling for the paving of the river bank so their car club can have burnouts on the river.
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You know what they say about being a good example, don't you? If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning. |
With apologies to Sly Stone, I want to Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin). Tis the season and this ham filled turkey is grateful not to be on a plate. |
The Paddling Upstream English word of the week is inept. |