When I saw the headline "Officials Continue Efforts to Pave Riverside in Elkhorn", I thought I'd accidentally opened the Onion. Unfortunately, it wasn't a satire or parody, it was reality. There really is a small cadre of Elkhorn City elected officials who are calling for the paving of the river bank so their car club can have burnouts on the river.
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You know how you're just going down a google rabbit hole after hearing something on the radio and boom! A random number drops you right on your head. |
You know what they say. Timing is everything. |
At this moment, you might think I'm tapping the keypad, deep and focused on this week's message. Not quite. |