Watchers of the Skies
Americans from the left coast to the right are suffering with cricks in their necks. We haven't been so fascinated by a balloon since Dorothy hoboed one back to Kansas.
The big day is near. It is the scariest day of the year!
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The big day is near. It is the scariest day of the year! |
There's always a silver lining. Imagine the import business on vodka, caviar, and Siberian tiger coats. |
I'm having a hard time deciding where to start this week. Maybe I should take a poll. |