Just about the time I submitted last week's column, the news broke that the U.S. House of Repugnants had finally come up with a surefire fix for all those problems they'd been ignoring the last 3 or 4 years. And the answer was as clear as that juris doctorate diploma hanging on your wall.
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Is there a buzzing in your ear? That'd be the thought police. |
Every now and then sheer stupidity smacks you like a stale wet bar towel. They don't come staler than the towels on the Florida coast. |
We don't let it out much, but the staff here at Paddlin Upstream live on the cutting edge of pop culture. In times like these, there's only one story worth repeating. |