The phone rang
If the phone hadn't rang, you'd be a half sentence into a screed about our confusion of entertainment and reality which started to set in a little after we put an actor in the White House.
Some other time.
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Don't get me wrong on this. I'm not saying we would definitely have won if someone hadn't inserted himself into the World Cup red card controversy. |
I'm a little late getting started on this one. I was singing Country Roads with the crowd after we beat Bosnia-Herzogevina with one hand tied behind our back. |
There's a delicious bit of irony playing out in stadiums across the United States. The icing on the multi-layered cake is it's all being broadcast by Rupert Murdoch. |