I called my neighbor Meat a while ago and invited him to bring a gun over for some fishing, but he declined. He's scared that if he comes out of his house, Obama's going to make him get gay married.
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Is there a buzzing in your ear? That'd be the thought police. |
Every now and then sheer stupidity smacks you like a stale wet bar towel. They don't come staler than the towels on the Florida coast. |
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