The phone rang
If the phone hadn't rang, you'd be a half sentence into a screed about our confusion of entertainment and reality which started to set in a little after we put an actor in the White House.
Some other time.
Is there a buzzing in your ear? That'd be the thought police. |
Every now and then sheer stupidity smacks you like a stale wet bar towel. They don't come staler than the towels on the Florida coast. |
We don't let it out much, but the staff here at Paddlin Upstream live on the cutting edge of pop culture. In times like these, there's only one story worth repeating. |