It wasn't a surprise when Meat came running out of his house waving the newspaper at me on Monday. I'd managed to avoid him all weekend, but just how long can you avoid your neighbor?
Not long enough.
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Is there a buzzing in your ear? That'd be the thought police. |
Every now and then sheer stupidity smacks you like a stale wet bar towel. They don't come staler than the towels on the Florida coast. |
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