Rainy Days and May
It's soggy here in the Paddling Upstream headquarters. They used to teach us April showers bring May flowers. Someone needs to revisit that.
You know what's funny? You don't need maintenance to escape a stalled escalator. |
Is there a buzzing in your ear? That'd be the thought police. |
Every now and then sheer stupidity smacks you like a stale wet bar towel. They don't come staler than the towels on the Florida coast. |