The Orange Creeps
Another day, another morning Meat comes barging in my front door. Yesterday's visit was to remind me I was another year older and deeper in debt.
You know what's funny? You don't need maintenance to escape a stalled escalator. |
Is there a buzzing in your ear? That'd be the thought police. |
Every now and then sheer stupidity smacks you like a stale wet bar towel. They don't come staler than the towels on the Florida coast. |