Read It In the Funny Papers
The reality TV president is an expert on fake news. Just ask David Pecker. And no, I did not make that name up.
Please excuse my absence last week. I got some very good news and couldn't handle it.
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Please excuse my absence last week. I got some very good news and couldn't handle it. |
There's really only one thing we can do this week. We're going to Dollywood. |
Everything does not happen for a reason. But most things do. |