Unprecedented (squared)
We live in unprecedented times. That is the most scribbled sentence since the first human started scribbling on cave walls.
You know what's funny? You don't need maintenance to escape a stalled escalator.
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You know what's funny? You don't need maintenance to escape a stalled escalator. |
Is there a buzzing in your ear? That'd be the thought police. |
Every now and then sheer stupidity smacks you like a stale wet bar towel. They don't come staler than the towels on the Florida coast. |